Night Crumbs

April 15, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

I’m guessing every single SAG card-carrying actor in the game, including Adam Driver and Cher, turned down the role of Joey Ramone in the biopic I Slept With Joey Ramone. Because Pete Davidson has been cast as Joey. This news is like a stake to the heart of punk to make sure it’s really and truly dead this time! – Deadline

Brad Pitt left a medical center in a wheelchair with a mask and glasses covering his face, which means that he got a full-on face transplant so that Angelina Jolie won’t recognize him and angrily devour him whole whenever she sees him. Or, he just got a root canal – Celebitchy

Big deal, now show me Steve-O gobbling up all those hot wings and hot sauce with his butt – Pajiba

“It was so gracious of John Travolta to lend us one of his legendary lace fronts because it looks amazing on you” is definitely what George Clooney said to Ben Affleck before they hugged on the set of The Tender Bar in Boston – Lainey Gossip

Eric Andre’s ass cheeks and tuck? Sure, why not! – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Machine Gun Kelly is going to put out a line of “unisex” nail polish because it’s not like nail polish is already unisex – Towleroad

Well, they do say that the vaccine can fuck with your fillers… – SOW

Jessica Lowndes is brave and bold because she risked getting a case of burnt crotch due to a laptop overheating in the sun – Popoholic

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