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April 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Barbie’s extremely elegant silver ‘Vette!

It’s been much, much too long since there’s been a Barbie-themed HSOTD around these parts, so I’m making up for it by paying homage to a fixture of subtle 80s glamour. Nothing could take the breath away from an 80s girl or gay like the luminous sight of Crystal Barbie riding up in a demurely classic silver Corvette. I suffered from asthma as a child, so my mom probably thought I was having some kind of attack. But I was just gay-gasping from looking at luxury in motion.

Of course, the most iconic of Barbie’s ‘Vettes is her signature pink ‘Vette, which I never liked, because I’m sorry, but the pink Corvette will forever and always belong to Angelyne. That is why I prefer the much more tasteful and sophisticated silver ‘Vette convertible. It came out in the early-80s, and on the outside, it looked like a dozen angels jizzed all over it. Completely breathtaking. And the inside featured a sumptuous interior made up of hard plastic magenta seats for Barbie to comfortably rest her plastic body in as she zooms around town. Barbie’s silver ‘Vette wasn’t only a majestic work of physical beauty, it was practical too! I mean, as this commercial shows, Barbie’s silver ‘Vette had the perfect place for you to store your ruffled chiffon stole!

And when Barbie wanted something a little less flashy and more casual for a drive to the grocery store, she could get into her extremely understated ’85 Ultra ‘Vette. This is like the car version of tap water in a paper cup. It was THAT basic and bland:

I never got to play with an actual Ultra ‘Vette, and it’s a good thing I didn’t. Because if I did, a little gay me would’ve exploded into glitter and my mom would’ve cursed my name since she would have to clean it up. But my sister’s friend had both a pink and silver ‘Vette and we used to race them down the sidewalk. We were very hypnotized by the gorgeousness of Barbie’s silver ‘Vette, so I’m sure we didn’t notice all the actual cars crashing from drivers being distracted by all that refined gracefulness.

Pic: eBay

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