Night Crumbs

April 13, 2021 / Posted by:

In shit-covered shit news that has broken the heart of every movie goer in Southern California and beyond, ArcLight and Pacific theaters are shutting down, and that includes the iconic Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. That piece of flaming trash COVID-19 has struck again. Well, I guess it’s only a matter of time before Netflix raises rates so they can buy the Cinerama Dome and change its name to Netflix’s Netflixarama Flix Dome and charge you $20 to watch a Netflix movie you can watch at home for no extra charge! Welcome to the future! – Deadline 

The Friends reunion is in the can, which is great for fans of the show, I guess. But if I wanted to see a middle-aged trick go on about the glory days, I’d just look in the mirror and talk about the time a go-go dancer winked at me at a gay club. Yes, that’s when I peaked – Celebitchy

Smegma-covered dingle Jake Paul has been accused of sexual assault, which is sadly in the file marked “Not Very Surprising” – Pajiba

More proof that Russians are born with the ability to woo a trick by exuding massive amounts of artistic elegance and romance through a picture – OMG Blog

Vanessa Hudgens seems very into giving herself a front murph – Popoholic

And just like that, Hailee Steinfeld became one of my favorite fitness “influencers” thanks to the adorable fluffy weight on her back – Egotastic!

Today in “Good luck with that, me lords,” Netflix thinks that Bridgerton will survive for a while without any new servings of Regé-Jean Page’s nalgitas royale because they’ve renewed it for two more seasons – SOW

Will Smith and Antoine Fuqua are fucking done with Georgia, professionally, over the state’s voting laws – Lainey Gossip 

Creepy Moby says there’s no “good way” to talk about Natalie Portman calling him “creepy” for trying to get with her when she was barely 18 – Just Jared


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