Sorry, barely legal college freshmen who were hoping to get with the fourth-best Superman. Scratch that, I meant fifth-best Superman because I forgot about my favorite Superman who never was: Nicolas Cage. But anyway, 37-year-old Henry Cavill is now publicly off the market because he has gone “Instagram official” with his new girlfriend, 31-year-old (yes, 31) Natalie Viscuso who’s an exec at Legendary Entertainment and was on an episode of My Super Sweet 16 back in the day. The real stars of this picture are the photographer and the members of Henry’s PR team who are standing out of the shot and whispering, “Henry, we’re going to need you to look at her all lovingly-like and act like you’re into the elderly, okay?!” – Celebitchy
In case you missed it, here are the winners of the BAFTAs including a speech from Best Supporting Actress winner, Youn Yuh-jung, who called the Brits snobs. So the Brits gave her an award and then she dissed them? Youn Yuh-jung is my new Don’t Give A Fuck icon! – Pajiba
What in blurry nipples HELL kind of thirst trap is this?! – OMG Blog
Paramount has moved around the release dates for several movies, including Top Gun: Maverick, two Misson: Impossible movies, and Dungeons & Dragons which has been moved to 2023. It makes me laugh when movies are pushed that far, because it makes me think, “Look at the studios being all confident that humanity is going to be around then!” – Lainey Gossip
Emily RideAJetSki wants you to see her “post-birth” nalgas – Popoholic
And Halsey wants you to see her pre-birth torso dome (I still can’t call it a “baby bump“) – Egotastic!
The Talk came back from their hiatus and addressed Sharon Osbourne’s ass getting fired, and surprisingly enough, their “address” wasn’t just Sheryl Underwood leading the co-hosts in a riveting rendition of Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead – SOW
SICK! – Just Jared