Night Crumbs
Vintage Oscars Gossip Alert! Marcia Gay Harden says that when she won the 2001 Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Pollock, a fellow nominee was not happy about it and she implied that it was Dame Judi Dench who was nominated for Chocolat. In Dame Judi’s defense, her husband of 30 years died just a couple of months before the Oscars, so she was going through it. But I now have the image of Dame Judi pulling a pre-Kanye and crashing the stage to say, “Marcia Gay, Imma let you finish, but I had the greatest supporting actress performance this year!” – Just Jared
Meanwhile, on the set of House of Gucci in Rome, renowned thespian (in his head) Jared Leto is looking like the sleazy owner of a used car dealership that is a front for money laundering and Lady Gaga is looking like his long-suffering wife who fucks all his friends behind his back – Lainey Gossip
Phoebe Waller-Bridge has landed the female lead opposite Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones 5. She better be playing an archeologist or something. Because I swear, if we find out that Indiana Jones left his wife Marion for a woman who is 43 years younger than him……. we wouldn’t be that surprised since this is Hollywood we’re talking about – Deadline
Lauren Graham’s dog Mochi went off to the farm, but not in a “she died and we’re telling the kids she went off to a farm” kind of way, but in a “went there to get special therapies for her ills and fell in love with another dog” kind of way. You know, tale as old as time – Celebitchy
Um, obviously I keep my iPhone between my ass cheeks as a normal person does – Pajiba
It was very nice and educational of Ireland Baldwin to let us know what boobs are – Popoholic
Okay, Pete Davidson, but I’m pretty sure Alec Baldwin’s regular workout regimen is screaming at people while waving his fists around – The Blemish
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