Night Crumbs
The year is 2021 and Holly Madison is STILL talking about her life in the Playboy Mansion and fucking Hugh Hefner, which gives some of us cursed images of the conveyer belt of blondes who waited to take a ride on Hef’s dick. Holly must own stock in brain bleach – Just Jared
“I’d like to thank the ten thousand Bump-Its that were stuffed into my wig for the wedding scene” is what Lady Gaga better say when she wins either the Oscar or the Razzie for House of Gucci – Lainey Gossip
Henry Cavill has a new girlfriend and no word if she’s an “18-year-old with an old soul” – The Daily Mail
This supercut of Jimmy Fallon’s insufferable fake laugh is what plays in Hell’s elevator – Pajiba
Catherine Zeta-Jones says that like all marriages, her marriage to Michael Douglas has ups and downs. The “downs” being the time he went down on her and came up with cancer! – Celebitchy
These hideous shoes look like lumps of bloody dinosaur turds and piss, but yet I’d rather wear them than Yeezys – OMG Blog
Salma Hayek answered the question, “What do you get the billionaire in your life who can buy anything they want?” The answer is obviously: a fucking owl! – Egotastic!
Emma Corrin, AKA Princess Diana from The Crown, kind of sort of maybe came out as queer – Towleroad
In other queer news, Queer As Folk is getting rebooted again, but sadly, Brian Kinney’s ass cheeks are not making an appearance in this one – Queerty
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