Night Crumbs
While looking like a bootleg Sean Young in Blade Runner after getting caught in a windstorm, 21-year-old James Charles released his latest bullshit “apology” video after he got caught hitting on more underage fans. As he balanced a furry piece of pizza on his head, James said he’s embarassed, admits he’s desperate for “love,” and is holding himself accountable. And he said all of that while working the “SANS FARDS” makeup look, which means he’s totally serious and is really sorry this time – Just Jared
The new definition of bold IS Daddy Spears asking Britney Spears to give him millions of dollars to pay the lawyers he needs to fight her request for him to be removed as her conservator. That’s like you asking the trick you want to fight to hold your purse for you as you slap ’em down – Jezebel
Lizzo spoke about embracing her body, which means that somewhere in the sky, Jillian Michaels’ head is flying after popping off in a rage – Celebitchy
Natalie Portman is dressed like she’s going to the swap meet in the summer of 1987 and that IS the look – Lainey Gossip
The Late Night Jimmies had a pizza war and the winner is…. Pizza Hut because now I’m hungry and will order from them since I’m not a multi-millionaire late night talk show host with a pizza oven in his backyard – Pajiba
Freddie Mercury’s first girlfriend said that she realized he was into peen when he pretty much orgasmed with his eyes over pictures of naked dude wrestlers – OMG Blog
FLUFF BALLS!!! (featuring Lucy Hale) – Popoholic
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