Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 26, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Gabby, the speed Papillon of Westminster!

Okay, this video of Gabby serving all the bitches behind her a heaping dollop of dust at Westminster is actually a couple of years old, but it goes to show you the power of Gabby! Because this video is from 2019 and it’s 2021 and Gabby is still running through people’s minds, and yup, she’s got a gold medal in that too.

Some might think that Papillons are just delicate balls of luxurious fluff whose biggest laborious task of the day is nibbling on the piece of medium-rare filet mignon that their human feeds them from a bedazzled silver spoon as they lounge on their silk-covered lap. But Papillons got some brains and brawn to go with their devastating beauty. In fact, Papillon is French for “Usain Bolt, who?!” and don’t even try to fact me on that. Gabby proved this at Westminster in 2019 when she destroyed an obstacle course.

Gabby competed in the 8″ division in the Masters Agility Championship (not to be confused with the 12″ division that Jon Hamm is in) and she moved faster than a middle-aged suburban woman who walks into a HomeGoods and sees that they’ve got some Rae Dunn dishes for sale. I bet that even Usain Bolt hasn’t seen a little bitch move this fast since he raced Kevin Hart!

now this lil mf was MOVING! ???????? https://t.co/I4EM4jhUdF

— T R E Y ⚡️ 3 K (@iAmTrey3K) March 23, 2021

Gabby ended up winning gold in her division, but lost the Grand Champion title to some other dog who never went viral so therefore doesn’t matter! Gabby Is the Grand Champion of everything! Although, if Gabby is anything like the little dogs I’ve known, then I’m guessing that she goes from 60 to 0 whenever a raindrop falls on her. Oh shit, I just gave her competitors an idea. The next time she competes, they’ll spritz some water her way and she’ll immediately stop and say, “Fuck this, I’m done!”

Pic: Twitter

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