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March 25, 2021 / Posted by:

The Stuck Cargo Ship That Is Currently My Favorite Artiste!

You may have been following the dramatic saga of the cargo ship that’s stuck in the Suez Canal, and if you’re like me, you only know about it because DICK is involved. Sort of. This piece of peen news made me ask myself, “Did I take some Ambien and then sleep-drive to the airport, get on a plane to Egypt, take a helicopter from the airport to some cargo ship, and then kick out the captain and take control so that I could draw dicks in the water?” Because that’s what a cargo ship did before getting stuck, and sure, that dick above is short and busted and those balls should be looked at by a medical professional, but I still would.

On March 23, a cargo ship called the Ever Given, which is making its way from China to Rotterdam, shouted what Jon Hamm shouts when he first sticks the tip in, which is, “I’m stuck!” It got stuck in the passageway of the Suez Canal and that’s caused a delay of billion of dollars in trade. Okay, so those Nicolas Cage leggings you ordered off of Wish.com may take a minute longer to get to you. But don’t be mad, because Ever Given lived up to its name by giving us the gift of DICK! HuffPo says that when Ever Given’s route was charted, it was discovered that it drew a deformed dick slapping onto a pair of SpongeBob’s square ass cheeks.

The quarter-mile-long container ship that’s currently blocking the Suez Canal traced a distinctly phallic route in the hours before being blown off course and becoming stuck on Tuesday morning.

The route charted by the MV Ever Given in the Red Sea before entering the Egyptian waterway appeared to resemble a penis, testicles and butt cheeks when viewed as GPS data, per images and video shared online by the live boat tracking websites Vessel Finder and MyShipTracking.com.

There are some experts who say that the Ever Given didn’t mean to draw nalgas and a dick, but please, they don’t call the person who steers a ship a “coxswain” for nothing! Okay, technically a “coxswain” is someone who steers a small boat but I just wanted to type “coxswain.”

So I guess if I start calling my b-hole the Suez Canal, it’ll actually get visited by some dick. Actually, I’ll probably get a visit from the Suez Canal’s lawyers for defaming its good name since it’s not nearly as busted and wide as my b-hole.

Pic: Twitter

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