Night Crumbs
Since the thought of Pimp Mama Kris and the Koven makes many want to cleanse their brain with bleach, PMK decided to get in on that action. She has teamed up with Chrissy Teigen (seen above looking like she’s got a Kase of the Khloes in the face) for a line of plant-powered cleaning products for the house. Yes, non-toxic cleaning products. To quote Miranda Priestly: Groundbreaking. But seriously, this union makes sense since both PMK and Chrissy definitely clean their own houses! I just hope PMK doesn’t replace all her cleaning products with her non-toxic ones, because that’ll confuse one of her daughters who will ask, “Kris, what’s this non-toxic shit?! Where’s the Clorox bleach gel I inject into my face when I’m running low on fillers?!” – Celebitchy
If you’ve ever wanted to see an obsessed Swifty go all Good Will Hunting before your very eyes, just ask them to show you why they think Taylor Swift might be collaborating with Selena Gomez and Katy Perry. It’ll melt your brain faster than listening to Shake It Off will – Lainey Gossip
Emerald Fennell, the director of Promising Young Woman, will write DC’s Zatanna movie – Pajiba
Today’s dose of Vitamin Awwwws is courtesy of puppehs and flowers! – OMG Blog
Who knew that Joe Jonas lived in a Ballard Designs show room? – SOW
Bella Hadid is serving sequined Fruit Roll-Up lifelessness – Egotastic!
When boredom and thirst collide, the story of this Kelly Gale selfie – Popoholic
Both Black Widow and Cruella will debut on Disney+, but those who want to see it better ask Joe Biden for another stimmy because Mickey Mouse’s greedy ass is charging $30 extra to see that shit – Just Jared
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