Night Crumbs

Meanwhile, on the set of House of Gucci in Italy, Adam Driver and Lady Gaga continue to serve some “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Spanish fly!” glamour by looking like Clark Kent and Lois Lane if Clark Kent and Lois Lane were the horniest couple at a 70s key party – Lainey Gossip

Speaking of House of Gucci, it looks like the humanization of UGH named Jared Leto is going for another OSCUH by homely-ing himself up, but really, was the stereotypical owner of a used car lot/money laundering scheme not available for this role?!  – Pajiba

The woman who first accused Creepy Cannibal Ken (read: Armie Hammer) of being an abusive, controlling tower of trash has come forward, with help from Gloria Allred, and accused him of rape, which the LAPD is now investigating – Variety

Katharine McPhee and David Foster named their baby son Rennie David Foster. It’s a cute name, but if you Google “Rennie,” you’ll find that it’s the name of a heartburn medication, and I guess that fits since many get heartburn while thinking of 71-year-old David Foster busting baby-making nuts to this day – Celebitchy

Whatshername split up with Whatshisname who she got with after announcing her split from the other Whatshisname – Just Jared

CONFIRMED: Jennifer Garner is the kind of person who says “golly” – OMG Blog

Shaq turned burning balls into burningballsade by becoming a spokesman for IcyHot after he burned his nuts with the stuff – The Blemish

Lucy Hale, who usually takes selfies with her adorable pooch, took a selfie without her adorable pooch. ILLEGAL! – Popoholic

And since some of the stories above are brain melters, here’s a palate cleanser in the form of flawless jewel Charo working out her cuchi cuchi – SOW

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