Hot Slut Of The Day!
Owleez!
If you need a further example that Lucifer’s reach is far and wide, here’s one of his demonic minions who is twirling fear into humans on earth and spreading evil! In the mid-90s, Galoob toy company started selling Sky Dancers, which were terror fairies that tried to take humans out! Sky Dancers were pulled off shelves after there were 150 reported incidents of those flying death demons scratching corneas, busting ribs, breaking teeth, and causing mild concussions. Galoob really should’ve put Sky Dancers in an MMA ring. They would’ve ruled that shit. But while Sky Dancers aren’t around to terrorize the masses anymore, Owleez is. When Owleez says “WHO?” it’s short for “Who am I going to cut next?”
Owleez is an interactive owl toy that has over 100 sounds and movements and responds to touch. My guess is that “respond to touch” means that it maniacally cackles when it cuts you with one of its rotor blades. Owleez’s big thing is that it can fly from its Smurf intestines nest and the more it flies the better it gets at it. ALLEGEDLY. Because I have a feeling that after it flies once, parents immediately hit it with a bat, throw it in a sack, burn it and the sack, and then bury its ashes in a church cemetery before dousing the soil with holy water. Here’s a review from Amazon:
Returned after one attempt at flying. After taking the owl out of its box and fully charging I wanted to test this thing before turning over to my daughter for Christmas. I struggled to get this it into flying mode and it kept crying. Finally it was ready, and suddenly I was terrified! This thing sounded like a real helicopter was about to take off in my house. After spinning up for a few seconds it lifted off and immediately came towards me (not up) and I was sent diving out of the way not to be sliced into bits by the rotors. Instead it hit the edge of our bed and fell to the floor. Boxed it up and returned. I can see many kids heading to the hospital on Christmas Day because of this thing.
And here’s Owleez making humans RUN FOR COVER as it begins its flight of horror and shows off its thirst for human blood!
@emmasmith685 This is a lethal owl #shouldntbeakidstoy #lethalowl #notusingnow #fyp #emmasmith685
Bitch puts the OW in Owleez. And I know, I know, I’m dragging this airborne devil monster but still made it HSOTD. Well, that’s because Owleez makes a perfect human disperser. If you ever throw a party in a post-pandemic world and want to get people out of your house, just release Owleez and everyone will run for the door, and they’ll even forget their coats (so you can sell them on eBay)! But then again, you’ll be left alone with Owleez…..
Pic: Owleez