Night Crumbs

March 16, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Great news for famous-ish skinny white girls with celebrity parents, Pete Davidson is still available! After a press release came out, stating that Pete Davidson married his childhood sweetheart, named Michelle, and the two started a company together, Pete’s reps shot it down as nothing but a lying pile of lies. Pete isn’t married to Michelle. Pete didn’t start a company with Michelle. This “Michelle” made it all up for attention. Well, I have a feeling that the press release was covered in tears, because announcing to the world that you’re married to Pete Davidson, whether it’s true or not, is the cry-iest cries of help! – Just Jared

BREAKING: Gayle King has given us a highly important update in the feud between Prince Harry and Prince William, and yup, looks like they’re still feuding. Thanks, Gayle! – Lainey Gossip

AMC+ gave subscribers a big reason to kill their accounts by announcing that Killing Eve’s next season will be its last – Pajiba

Mickey Guyton discovered that one sad and horrible way to induce labor is to speak out against racist shit because the stress of the hate you get from angry racists will cause you to birth out your baby – Celebitchy

Olivia Jade got a bootleg version of The Rachel, I see – Popoholic

If you’re the kind who watches beige paint dry on a beige wall, and thinks, “This is way too riveting and thrilling for me,” here’s Hailey Bieber and Kendall Jenner saying words to each other – Egotastic!

“I may be every layer of bored, but I’m still not bored enough to watch an awards show. Actually, let me go watch that Hailey Bieber and Kenner Jenner shit again...” – lots of people during this pandemic – The Blemish

Two things: Tyler Posey is still cosplaying as Puck from The Real World: San Francisco, and he recently tried to give his OnlyFans hos their money’s worth by showing off the tip. SPOILER ALERT: His OnlyFans hos did not get their money’s worth – (NSFW) OMG Blog

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