Night Crumbs
Emily RideAJetSki gave birth to a baby and she and her husband Sebastian Bear-McClard showed us that they’re big fans of Rocky and the Apollo program by naming their kid Sylvester Apollo Bear. They’re going to call their child “Sly” for short. So Sly Bear. Jamie Oliver, WHO?! But “Sly Bear” sounds like the name of a cartoon bear who slyly gets out of paying the rent on his NoHo apartment through a legal loophole. How very on-brand of them! – Egotastic!
Melissa McCarthy says the pandemic really opened her eyes to how much flaming shit-covered hate is going on in this country, and well, I guess she just learned that because she never ever went to a place called “social media” – Celebitchy
When Don Johnson let Dakota Johnson know that he was cutting her off financially since she decided not to go to college, she didn’t give a shit and told him not to worry about how she was going to pay her bills. Three weeks later she booked The Social Network. I mean, Dakota probably knew she didn’t need to bother with silly college since she came out of the womb as a graduate of The University of Nepotism – Just Jared
Justin Bieber is on the cover of Billboard, giving you “My Buddy doll after watching The Outsiders once” – Lainey Gossip
If The Dentist from Little Shop Horrors did a shit load of ayahuasca and then broke into Bjork’s closet, he’d deliver what Katya is delivering here – OMG Blog
Yes, Kermit the Frog popping out of a bedazzled snail on The Masked Singer is every level of batshit insane, but what is even more batshit insane is that The Masked Singer people continue to bring Jenny McCarthy back! – Pajiba
I, for one, can’t wait for Kenneth Branagh to put his Shakespearean spin on the Bee Gees biopic he’s going to direct. How deep is thou love, my lord? – The Hollywood Reporter
Seth Rogen launched his new weed site by dressing up like Mister Rogers and dancing like a bottom who just butt-douched and is swishing the water around (or so I’ve heard that people do that) – SOW
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