Night Crumbs
If you’ve been thinking to yourself, “You know, I really wish my fuck parts would dry all the way up and I never want to feel horny again,” then product designer Matt Benedetto has just the thing for you! Your wish can be granted by staring at this Crocs man diaper from the depths of unsexy HELL! It’s like a lock-less chastity belt because it guarantees that you’ll never get some (although, I still would) – OMG Blog
Happy International Women’s Day from Lindsay Lohan throwing sexyface at herself in the mirror – Lainey Gossip
Kathryn Hahn says that in the 80s, she slathered herself in all sorts of glamorous beauty magic from Jean Naté to Nair to AquaNet to Sun-In. So basically 1980s Kathryn Hahn was my beauty icon and I didn’t even know it! – Celebitchy
Olivia Munn dropped an under-titty thirst trap while promoting some gut-helping shit (pun intended) – Popoholic
9 months after Aaron Carter said that his fiancee Melanie Martin had a miscarriage, he announced that she’s pregnant and he’s going to be somebody’s father – Us Weekly
Something tells me that whoever wastes millions of dollars on Jack Dorsey’s first tweet is going to get hit up by a lot of “bridge sellers,” Nigerian princes, and MLMers – Towleroad
Raya and the Last Dragon was the #1 movie at the box office and yes, people are still going to the movies – Pajiba
RACISM IS OVER because Papa John’s founder has spent the past 20 months learning how to keep his racist ways on the down-low by not using the n-word out loud – Jezebel
What a waste of a delicious avocado… – Egotastic!
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