Afternoon Crumbs

February 15, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

The godfathers of The Real World (aka the original cast of the first season of The Real World) have all gotten back together to film a reunion series that will air on March 4 on Paramount+. Every OG cast member is back and they shot the reunion in the same loft they shot the 1992 show. Yes, it’s been almost 29 years since that show aired. My hip broke just from typing that. We’re all old! And of course, everybody remembers the first episode when Heather B’s beeper goes off and Julie asks, “Do you sell drugs? Why do you have a beeper?” Well, if a beeping sound goes off during the reunion series, Julie will probably say, “Whose pacemaker went off?!” – Just Jared

Donald Glover and Phoebe Waller-Bridge are working together on a Mr. & Mrs. Smith reboot series for Amazon. And as all of us spit out a “HUH?” over that random pairing, Donald Glover’s partner and Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s boyfriend are probably deciding whether or not they should be on set every day since they’re not about to let a reboot of Brangelina’s love happen!!! – Celebitchy

If the term “Instagram official” makes your eyes twitch, then your eyes were probably twitching it up yesterday since everyone went “Instagram official” including Vanessa Hudgens and her baseball-playing man Cole Tucker – Egotastic!

My busted eyes read this headline as “Dolphins Fucking Hundreds of Florida Manatees,” and I thought, “Well, it IS Florida.” – Towleroad

And just like that, Kylie Jenner and Bella Hadid ran into a grocery store to rub their lips on every orange, hoping they’ll end up with a gorgeous super hemorrhoid pout like Chrissy Teigen’s – SOW

While serving an A+++ eyebrow situation, Janet Jackson thanked her fans for getting her 1986 masterpiece Control to the top of Apple’s Pop Album charts after Justin Timberlake apologized to her. But Janet decided to keep her mouth douche-free by not mentioning you know who – Yahoo!

Genitals everywhere are frowning today since it looks like the Panty Creamer of the moment, Regé-Jean Page, has a girlfriend – Lainey Gossip

Netflix is doing its own Britney Spears documentary – Pajiba

Pic: MTV

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