Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart’s Diamond Dogs
As if we needed further proof that Martha Stewart is unapologetically that bitch, in a recent Instagram ad for her new CBD treats for dogs, Martha casually draped her two French bulldogs, Crème Brûlée and Bête Noire, in diamonds. And to quote Marylin Monroe, I don’t mean rhinestones. I mean real ice from Cartier or Van Cleef, she can’t remember. That’s right, in Martha’s world, diamonds are a girl’s best friend’s best friend!
Last year we learned that Martha was going into the weed business, which I thought you couldn’t do if you were a convicted felon (per Vili Fualaau). But you apparently don’t need a pot license to hawk weed treats for dogs if you’re fabulous enough. According to Page Six:
The domestic doyenne, 79, took to Instagram Tuesday to share some precious photos of her pooches enjoying her brand’s new CBD dog treats — but one fan couldn’t help but ask about the blinged-out collars on her French bulldogs, Crème Brûlée and Bête Noire.
“Where did those beautiful jeweled collars for the girls come from?,” the follower inquired.
“Van Cleef or Cartier I cannot remember!!,” Stewart replied.
My poor dog is very disappointed in me. The fanciest thing I ever draped her in was the bra I put on her head for lols and the only weed she’s ever gotten she had to forage for herself after I accidentally dropped a tiny nugget on the carpet which I never did find. But these fancy bitches here probably lap their Perrier dewclaws up.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKjxIUil8IQ/
And if that’s not bougie enough for you, here’s an ad for the treats that probably had Gwyneth Paltrow on the phone screaming at her assistant “I don’t care how you do it but get us some CBD suppositories for horses STAT!!”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKgy7jglfFj/
Pic: Instagram