Night Crumbs

January 28, 2021 / Posted by:

A new lawsuit filed against Subway in the Bay Area of California claims that its tuna isn’t really tuna and that lab tests show it’s made up of a “mixture of various concoctions” that isn’t tuna or fish. First, Ireland’s Supreme Court declared that Subway can’t legally call their bread “bread and this I Can’t Believe It’s Not Tuna shit! This totally destroys Subway’s reputation as the emporium of authentically gourmet cuisine. But seriously, I’d be more surprised if Subway’s tuna was tuna. Didn’t we all just assume that it’s artificially-flavored hardened mayo chunks? – Towleroad

Crisis isn’t only the current state of Armie Hammer’s life and career, it’s also the name of a new movie he’s in. A trailer for it has been released and strangely enough, there’s not a message at the end that reads: Listen, We Made This Shit Before Hearing About That Armie Hammer Mess – Lainey Gossip 

Emily RideAJetSki denied ever Kylie Jenner-ing her lips and said that she doesn’t need to do that anyway since pregnancy has given her naturally swole lips, thankyouverymuch – Celebitchy

The cast for Neil Gaiman’s Sandman series includes Gwendoline Christie as Lucifer, and that’s something I didn’t know I needed until it happened. Although, I’d still rather have a series about Neil and Amanda Palmer’s flaming hell of a marriage – Pajiba

Many of us around here are hard-up hos, so why not take in some darkly-lit Alexander Skarsgard nalgas? – OMG Blog

That bedspread from Bed, Bath, and Beyond Ugly tells me that JoJo (not ponytail JoJo) must have time-traveled back to 90s Hell – Popoholic

And in this match of Battles of the Bitches, we’ve got the Queen of Messines Wendy Williams vs. the Queen of the Death Eaters Anna WintourJust Jared

Because no other “models” exist in the world, Beyonce got Hailey Bieber to model her new clothing collection called Icy Park, which is actually a good fit since Hailey’s face is usually frozen into one expression – Egotastic!

The Grammys are dead to The WeekndSOW

Pic: Subway

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