Night Crumbs
Meanwhile during Haute Couture Fashon Week in Paris, Demi Moore graced the Fendi show with her presence, and either it’s the makeup or she got the Madonna Special, because she’s serving “love child of Zoolander and Jocelyn Wildenstein with a splash of Ramona Singer on the runway” glamour – Just Jared
People put THE QUEEN on its cover this week and want to tell you what the woman behind The Crown is really like. Get that PR, Queen! Next up is People naming Prince Philip its Sexiest Zombie Alive of 2021 – Lainey Gossip
Speaking of THE QUEEN, I’m sure she uses this highly sophisticated tea infuser during Sunday tea time – OMG Blog
Amy Schumer should find a way to cover her eardrums with teflon because if she doesn’t, they might combust from Alec Baldwin screaming at her in a phone call over her saying that fradulent Spaniard Hilaria Baldwin shouldn’t have pretended to be Spanish – Celebitchy
Um, I’m going to need Margot Robbie’s The Big Short character to explain this GameSpot stock scandal to me – Pajiba
What am I supposed to be looking at in this Hilary Duff pic? I’m just going to look at the Target bag – Popoholic
Rebecca Black is giving you early-aughts candy raver meets Express Yourself Madonna – Egotastic!
Some of us still live in COVID-fucked places so we have to dance in our living room while our mom clicks the lights on and off to give that strobe light effect, but people in Australia are dancing in packed clubs like nothing since they’ve pretty much gotten coronavirus under control . Although, even if I was in a COVID-free land, I’d still be dancing in my living room as my mom clicked the lights on and off – Towleroad
Sad news for people of the far future, Larry King was not cyronegically frozen – SOW
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