Night Crumbs
After Michael B. Jordan posted a picture of his nips and oiled-up hard cum gutters on Instagram, Lori Harvey let all of the thirsty hos know with just one word that he’s hers and only she can put her hands on him. Although, it’d be kind of hard to do that with her hands slipping all over the place from all that lube – Lainey Gossip
Fresh off from those slobbery animals moving out of the White House, two new slobberly animals have moved in, although these ones are house-trained and don’t need a flea dip – Celebitchy
There’s going to be a Witcher prequel and while Henry Cavill and his Legolas-For-Less wig won’t be in it, Jodie Turner-Smith will be – Pajiba
This post filled with face tattos that’d even make Post Malone go, “Too far, too far,” makes me want to gently caress my face skin and promise to never do that shit to it – OMG Blog
Since even the mention of the Kardashians makes many want to reach for something mind-numbing, Kendall Jenner decided to get a piece of that and may be starting her own tequila brand – Egotastic!
Dakota Fanning threw the pit fetishists a bone – Popoholic
The woman who made the Bernie Sanders‘ famous-as-fuck mittens has let everyone know that she no longer has mittens for sale. Besides, even if she did, none of us would look like a fuck-deficient piece of sass in those mittens like Bernie did – Towleroad
FKA Twigs opened up about the abuse she faced while with Shia LaBeouf and just how controlling he got – Just Jared
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