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Bullwinkle’s Vitamin Soda Pop!

Vitamin soda is a thing that exists today, but back in 1992, Bullwinkle ruled the vitamin soda game with a vitamin soda that I didn’t even know existed until a couple of days ago when I was trolling the internet for Hot Slut ideas. But in the 1990s, I guess Bullwinkle wanted to sell vitamins to the chirrun, but didn’t want to do regular vitamins since Fred Flintstone was already the King of Children’s Vitamins. So Bullwinkle’s Vitamin Soda was born and it didn’t last long, because well, I’m going to take a wild guess and say that not many children wanted to drink a sodie with the word “vitamins” in it. Now if it was called Bullwinke’s Unhealthy As Fuck Soda Pop, it’d probably put Coke out of business.

Not sure who produced Bullwinkle’s Vitamin Soda Pop but it came in several flavors including strawcherry, mandaberry, vitapunch, and mooseberry. It was caffeine-free. I never ever saw a can of Bullwinkle’s Vitamin Soda Pop at the grocery store and so I never tasted it, but according to this review from InThe90s, it was as delicious as moose piss:

Bullwinkle soda, tasted very gross it came in fruit flavors and a blueberry flavor, was discontinued after a few years.

Here’s the commercial for it:

Vitamin soda to kids… Yeah, no. However, if Children’s Tylenol made Children’s Tylenol Soda, my mother would’ve never taken me to the grocery store because I’d be scream-begging her for it the entire time.

Pic: YouTube