Night Crumbs

January 19, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

On the day before The White House becomes Trump-free once again, 27-year-old permanent children’s table resident Tiffany Trump announced that she’s engaged to her boyfriend of two years, 23-year-old Michael Boulos who is a businessman, son of billionaires, and grew up in Nigeria (which her dad once referred to as a “shithole“). So now that Tiffany is marrying into an actual billionaire family, will her dad suddenly realize she exists, or will he continue to have her thrown out of events after mistaking her for Meghan McCain again? Yeah, probably that one – Just Jared

What in Old Sweats Scrunched Up Over Some Long Johns HELL is Sarah Jessica Parker wearing? – Lainey Gossip

Garth Brooks, who performed at Obama’s inauguration, will perform at Biden’s inauguration and was asked to perform at Trump’s, but pretty much played the “err, I have to wash my hair that day… even though I don’t have any hair” card – Celebitchy

FYI, sprinkles are not made by feeding a bunch of sugar to a rainbow and holding a bucket under its butt before it farts – OMG Blog

In case you didn’t already know that Hilary Duff is rich enough to get one of those fancy workout mirror things, she confirmed that she’s rich enough to get one of those fancy workout mirror things – Popoholic

Dua Lipa pfft’d away the pregnancy rumor that she started – Egotastic!

Prison has truly toned down Joe Exotic because he’s got a limo ready to whisk him away after Trump pardons him tomorrow (Joe’s thoughts, not mine), and the limo isn’t a black and gold tiger print pick-up truck with a hot tub full of hillbilly boy toys in the back. It’s a black pick-up limo and that’s positively demure for Joe Exotic! – Towleroad

I wish I would’ve read this review before wasting my time on Ambien’s current favorite heist movie Locked Down – Pajiba

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