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Ace, the ladder-climbing Golden Retriever!
When I was a kid, my uncle put Christmas lights on our house, and decades later when my mom sold that house, one of the requirements the new owner asked was for us to take down those busted-up, broken-ass Christmas lights. No, but, those Christmas lights did stay on our house for years, even after they got busted and no longer lit up. But if only we had the help of Ace, the Golden Retriever who climbed a ladder to help his human take down the Christmas lights.
Yahoo! News says that when Vince Matteson of Milwaukie, Oregon was taking down the Christmas lights on his house earlier this month, he turned around and noticed that 2-year-old Ace was on the roof with him. No, Ace is not the spawn of Air Bud and can fly through the air Michael Jordan-style. There’s a good reason for why Ace shares his name with a hardware store: He’s a master at the ladder!
After Vince carried Ace back down, he looked at security camera footage to see how Ace got up there. The footage revealed that Ace is better at ladder-climbing than me, because he didn’t stop at every step to look down and say, “Why aren’t you holding the fucking ladder! Hold the damn ladder! It’s shaky!”, at his dog brother Bo.
Vince also posted video of Ace on the roof:
WATCH: A dog owner in Portland, Oregon was taking down his Christmas lights when his dog, Ace, decided to join him. 🐶
Security footage captured the moment the bold pup climbed the ladder.@vladduthiersCBS shares. pic.twitter.com/buvwsYWHlS
— CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) January 12, 2021
Ace may go up the ladder with no problem now, but why do I have a feeling that he’ll suddenly come down with a serious case of acrophobia when Vince tells him to make himself useful and climb up that ladder again to clear out the gutters.
Pic: Instagram