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Dr. Pepper Red Fusion!
In 2002, Keurig, the makers of Dr. Pepper, decided to give it its own spin-off with Red Fusion. It was the first “child” of Dr. Pepper in Dr. Pepper’s 122-year history. Well, there’s a very good reason why you can’t get Red Fusion in your grocery store today, and that’s because after just two years, it tanked and was sent to the sodie cemetery. The American people just did not want a soda whose product design looked like blood clots, I guess. “Speak for yourself!” – Armie Hammer.
Red Fusion was a red soda that was cherry-flavored Dr. Pepper, basically. So it was like the soda child of Dr. Pepper and Cheerwine. It made its soda section debut in 2002 and was discontinued in 2004. Here’s a Red Fusion commercial that is very, very early-aughts:
I never had Red Fusion before, but I can try to make my own if I ever decide to face a germ-covered soda fountain again. And yes, I’ll be the one, standing in front of it, methodically making and tasting my way to the perfect cherry-flavored Dr. Pepper concoction as someone stands behind me like, “This slow bitch...”
Pic: Keurig Dr Pepper