Night Crumbs

Thanks in part to Mike Fiers of the Oakland A’s, some dudes are covering their faces with timeless sophistication by shaving their beards into a tail. Some are calling it a monkey tail beard (does that mean their ear hole is the monkey’s b-hole?) and some are calling it a cat tail beard. Well, if a dude gets a cat tail beard, something tells me that won’t be the only pussy on his face since that kind of facial hair is the epitome of sexiness – OMG Blog

I’ve read several headlines saying that Katie Price is putting 18-year-old Harvey Price in a full-time “care home,” but if you do something called “read beyond the headline,” you’ll read that Harvey is going to a residential college for people with disabilities. So to those who say that Katie abandoned her son, I’ll quote Harvey and say: Fuck off! – People

And on Essence Magazine, Rihanna is looking like the love child of Medusa and Snow Miser – Lainey Gossip 

Attention The League of Extraordinary Home Wreckers! Attention The League of Extraordinary Home Wreckers! Do not send Harry Styles a gold shovel pin as a welcome into your club because he apparently is not a valid member of your club – Celebitchy

After it was reported that Dustin Diamond may have the demonic piece of horrible trash that is cancer, his rep confirmed that he does have stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo – Just Jared 

Jennifer Lopez is giving you “these obese spider leg lashes are too damn heavy for me to lift my eyes” demureness in Elle Magazine – Popoholic

Pic: Sports Illustrated