Night Crumbs
Eddie Munster’s evil cousin Jared Kushner and the robotized Barbie Styling Head that is Ivanka Trump reportedly didn’t want the Secret Service using any of the six bathrooms in their D.C. mansion. So taxpayers paid $3,000 a month so that they could rent out a neighbor’s basement studio apartment (complete with a bathroom) for Secret Service agents to piss and shit in. They, of course, deny that it was their decision. And I don’t know, this story doesn’t make sense to me, because I doubt Jared and Ivanka have toilets in their mansion. Everyone knows that vampire robots don’t piss or shit! – Towleroad
Turtle and Nugget isn’t only the title of a mid-90s afterschool cartoon that never was, it’s also what Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey call each other – Lainey Gossip
Years after supposedly blowing through her $50 million divorce settlement from Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills is engaged to a TV producer with the extremely hot name of Mike Dickman. While the universe blessed Mike Dickman with that last name, he will now forever be known as the man who actually married Heather Mills for love and not money – Celebitchy
Chris Evans may or may not shove his Liberty Torch into some leather again to play Captain America – Just Jared
Ray Fisher says he was removed from The Flash movie while WarnerMedia says that it was Ray’s decision to not be in DC movies as long as Walter Hamada is president – Pajiba
“Will you tell the damn picture taker to hurry up because we’re burning up” is what the nalgas of Vanessa Hudgens’ sister are screaming in that pic – Popoholic
And in some “Finally, some good news” news, Jeff Bridges’ tumor is shrinking – SOW
Anne, I’m sorry, I mean Annie Hathaway decided to bring the red carpet to her backyard by modeling a bunch of Alexis Carrington’s old ones, and yes, it goes without typing, but Alexis Carrington worked them better – Egotastic!
It’s a really sad day in the neighborhood because Joanne Rogers, pianist and the Missus Rogers to Fred Rogers’ Mister Rogers, has died at 92.
(1/2) Fred Rogers Productions is deeply saddened by the passing of Joanne Rogers. The loving partner of Fred Rogers for more than 50 years, she continued their shared commitment to supporting children and families after his death as chair of the board of Fred Rogers Productions. pic.twitter.com/ZgrxtAHHW8
— Fred Rogers Productions (@FredRogersPro) January 14, 2021
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