Night Crumbs
Rob Lowe lives in Montecito, CA, and claims that he saw his neighbor Prince Hot Ginge in a car and PHG was working a ponytail. Um, I thought PHG’s head was a little slow in the “grow hair” department. So either he got plugs in the back of his head or is wearing a clip-on. Whatever the case may be, the people of Montecito better get some smelling salts. Because they’re going to need to sniff some to keep from fainting from the sight of the Ginger Stallion whipping his luxurious ginger ponytail before them – Lainey Gossip
After moving out of Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle’s Frogmore Cottage, Prince Eugenie and her husband have moved in with her parents, Prince Andrew and The Original Fergie. Maybe everyone keeps FLEEING Frogmore Cottage because it’s haunted, but I don’t know, I’d rather live with a bunch of dark-sided spirits than dark-sided ghoul Prince Andrew – Celebitchy
This year, Netflix will release 70 new movies that I will add to “My List” and never watch them because I’d rather just watch Forensic File reruns over and over again – Pajiba
The trailer for Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar had me at Kristen Wiig doing an American suburban version of Kath from Kath & Kim. NOICE! – OMG Blog
Lindsay Lohan’s jewelry line is the fetch of jewelry lines because she’s still trying to make it happen – Popoholic
Okay, but what in Tootsie Goes To Boca HELL are those glasses that Jennifer Lopez is wearing? – Egotastic!
Sorry, Kevin Bacon, you gave it a good shot but those baaaaaahck-up singers showed you up – SOW
Luke Evans tells his fans not to believe all the “sensational stories” about his break-up. I don’t know these sensational stories that Luke is speaking of, but if they include details about his and his ex’s fuck times, please direct me to those sensational stories – Towleroad
