Night Crumbs

January 11, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

We now know the answer to the question: Who the hell wanted a Samantha-less Sex and the City revival?! The answer is the bank accounts of Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, and Mrs. Rojo Caliente aka Cynthia Nixon. Because they will reportedly get $1 million an episode and they’re doing ten episodes. $10 million is a lot of money, but I guess that’s not enough for Kim Cattrall to risk snapping her last nerve from being around SJP so much. But now that Kim isn’t doing the SATC revival, she’s free to work with a different set of fake tricks in the Mannequin sequel (that Kristy Swanson shit show doesn’t count) that everyone (read: just me) has been waiting for! – Just Jared

Kanye West’s weak grasp for the presidency was apparently what made Kim Kartrashian want to quit his ass for once and for all. Oh yes, that makes sense because we all know that the Koven is above hollow fame whore stunts – Celebitchy

We may soon hear the words “Oscar nominee Zendaya“ and surprisingly enough, it won’t be because of a really belated nomination for her work in Super Buddies – Lainey Gossip

FYI: There are people who actually decided to pay to see 2015’s Jurassic World in a movie theater in 2021 – Pajiba

Since it’s Monday, here’s a bunch of Corgi THOTs showing some Corgi ass – OMG Blog

Olivia Munn, stop serving up some silky blue-covered hard nips and clean your room! – Popoholic

Well, one way for Justin Bieber to distract us from his warped Pee-Chee folder of a torso is to wear those eye-killing mutated Crocs from alien HELL by Yeezy – Egotastic!

Have you ever dreamed of spraying Lysol at a dumb fuck anti-masker in the middle of a Target? If so, this Lysol warrior is living your dream! – Towleroad

Because she’s so edgy, Grimes said that she “finally” got COVID-19 and is enjoy the fever dreams she’s getting from taking DayQuil. Fever dreams from DayQuil?! Either Grimes is a lightweight or she’s cutting her DayQuil with some Tesla coke – Insider

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