Night Crumbs
That 22-year-old awful disaster of a terrible person (aka “SoHo Karen“), who has been arrested for attacking a 14-year-old Black boy after falsely accusing him of stealing her phone, decided it was a good idea (it wasn’t) to tell her side of the story to Gayle King on CBS This Morning. And that mess continued to make good decisions by shutting Gayle King down by saying, “Enough, Gayle.” Well, she’ll never ever be able to do that again once Oprah turns her into a mound of dust under a “Daddy” cap for daring to fuck with her soulmate like that! – Pajiba
It’s the 20th anniversary of the only good (and elegant) thing that Justin Timberlake has done! – Lainey Gossip
The Hallmark Channel is now your auntie and uncle who leave their Christmas lights up all year long – SOW
Nicola Coughlan, one of the stars of Netflix’s Bridgerton, slapped at the tricks who say that diversity in a period piece doesn’t work. Have those dumb tricks never seen Madonna’s legendary and diverse period piece performance of Vogue at the MTV VMAs in 1990?! – Celebitchy
Well, Wendy Williams does know how to be messy herself… – OMG Blog
(Insert the opposite of “fetch” here): Mean Girls the Musical is officially closed on Broadway – Deadline
Not to be outdone by Salma Hayek, Olivia Munn’s never-ending vacation is still never-ending – Popoholic
Pour out a Slim Fast, because baseball icon and Los Angeles legend Tommy Lasorda has died at 93 – Just Jared
Pic: CBS