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The OG Ollie & Friends!
On Wednesday, while a mob of crazed Trump lovers took over the Capitol, Anderson Cooper was reporting on that shit show for CNN, and for some hurtful reason, decided to drag Olive Garden into it. The Silver Fox came out of the womb with a silver spoon (that definitely did not have Olive Garden deliciousness on it) in his mouth, so he thinks that Olive Garden is the official food of the trashy messes. Oh, Anderson, you better watch it, because Ollie & Friends are going to show up at your door to serve you some soup, salad, breadsticks, and a can of whoop-ass!
While shitting on the MAGA humpers for ignoring the constitution and laws, Anderson made Olive Garden say, “Che cazzo ti abbiamo fatto” (which Google Translate tells me is Italian for “The fuck did we do to you?” since Olive Garden is 100% Italian!), when he said that the mob doesn’t care about breaking laws and will continue to not care as they dine at the Olive Garden.
“Completely unpatriotic, completely against law and order, completely unconstituional behavior, it’s stunning. And they’re going to go back to the Olive Garden and the Holiday Inn and the Garden Marriott they’re staying at and they’re going to have some drinks-“
Anderson! Did an Olive Garden server who you met on Grindr stand you up for a hook-up, or something? Who at Olive Garden hurt you!?
Here’s Anderson starting shit with OG:
Anderson Cooper just said “these people are gonna go back to the Olive Garden…tonight” ???????????????? pic.twitter.com/DlPwnwVLCD
— Stephen Gass (@PremiumGass) January 6, 2021
Spoken like a man who has never felt the delicious squirt of a pepperoncini hit the back of his throat during his lunch of soup, salad, and breadsticks at the Olive Garden.
As someone who thought that Olive Garden was the epitome of fine dining as a child (and let’s be real, I still think that), I was highly offended by Anderson’s Olive Garden slander! To make up for Anderson’s OG hate, I’m paying tribute to Olle & Friends, who are the mascots of OG’s children’s menu.
Ollie & Friends are made up of Ollie the Olive, Gina the Grape, Bene the Breadstick, Tonya the Tomato, and Ricky the Ravioli. Back in the day, Ollie & Friends were more fresh-faced and wide-eyed. But the Ollie & Friends of today look like they had a few jugs of Olive Garden house wine at dinner:
Anderson Cooper is not right for raising his 1% nose at Olive Garden but in Anderson’s defense, the Ollie the Olive of today does look like he’d shit in the hallways of the Capitol.
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