Night Crumbs

January 7, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

A couple of weeks after they were papped dry humping against his pick-up at LAX, Shia LaBeouf and Margaret Qualley broke up over the weekend because they’re in different places. Well, they’re literally in different places because Shia is apparently in inpatient rehab after FKA Twigs sued him for all kinds of abuse. And well, this is also good news for Andie MacDowell because now her daughter will never bring Shia home for dinner so Andie doesn’t have to give her greatest performance since Greystoke by pretended not to be icked out by him – Just Jared

There’s more pictures of the love union of our time, Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles, and for some reason, he’s dressed like Willy Wonka as Samantha Ronson if Samantha Ronson just painted a house – Lainey Gossip

The other bitches of the dog show circuit better watch their perfectly bleached and waxed assholes, because there’s a new adorable breed coming for the trophy now – Celebitchy

Bean Dad is sowwy – Pajiba

The person who got kicked off of Raya for screenshotting an ass picture from Armie Hammer’s profile is going to hear from my lawyers at Jacoby & Meyers because I nearly detached my already-busted retinas from trying to see Armie Hammer’s ass in that dark pic. Yes, that was a low for me, which is saying a lot – OMG Blog

Jamiroquai does not deserve to be dragged into this ACTUAL insanity – SOW

You know the current state of the modeling industry is shit when blands like Kendall Jenner are getting work but Hailee Steinfeld’s pooch, who is destroying them all with one gaze, isn’t on the cover of Vogue – Popoholic

Salma Hayek’s never-ending vacation is still never-ending – Egotastic!

Pics: Wenn.com

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