Afternoon Crumbs

December 30, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

There’s going to be a third Creed movie and Michael B. Jordan is apparently going to direct it. And just like that, a bunch of thirsty hos got hit with the down-low throbs from picturing Michael B. Jordan wearing nothing but a beret, a silky ascot, and boots while blowing into a megaphone. I mean that is the official ensemble of a serious auteur – Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Lopez wore a modest and timeless ensemble that screamed, “Try me, PETA!” – Celebitchy

The #MeToo wave has hit Alexander Wang who has been accused of being the Bill Cosby of the fashion world – Pajiba

“Pfft! Amateur” is what me (and my b-hole) are saying to all the people who had to go to the ER this year with shit stuck up their asses – OMG Blog

What in name of clearance section Yandy.com elegance is Dua Lipa wearing? – Popoholic

Because an 8th grader circa 1995 possessed her body, Chrissy Teigen got her nose pierced while on vacation – Egotastic!

Um, nice try, Steven Soderbergh, but there’s already been a sequel to Contagion. It’s called 2020 and we’re all fucking starring in it – Just Jared

Meanwhile, in Rio, coronavirus had the time of her life while partying in the meth-filled bodies of circuit queens – Towleroad

Okay, but Billie Eilish is wrong about babies unfollowing her over boobs because babies LOVE boobs! – Billboard

Pic: Warner Bros.

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