Hot Slut Of The Day!

This made the rounds two weeks ago, but it’s never too late to pay tribute to some full-blown overpriced foolery. If you’ve ever wanted to look like the drunk and confused secretary in a 1950s screwball comedy who accidentally puts her glasses on upside down, then go down to Goodwill and buy some old eyeglasses and wear them upside down. But if you’d also love to waste money and burning bills just isn’t as amusing anymore, Gucci has the glasses for you!

Currently, on Gucci’s website, messiness is alive and well thanks to these fuckery goggles that they call “inverted cat eye glasses.” The description of these glasses should simply read, “We at Gucci, love doing hallucinogenics!“, but instead, it says this:

An unconventional take on the ’50s and ’60s inspired cat eye frames, these sunglasses are presented with an inverted design that created an ‘upside down’ effect. The frames and temples are created using multiple layers of black and white acetate. Enameled floral details and a petite ‘Gucci’ logo further enrich the design.

And it’ll cost you ONLY $755 to look like a cross between a fancy and judgmental Basset Hound and Dame Edna on acid. And and it’s sold out. So either they only just sold one pair that was bought by a rich bat who wants to look chic while hanging upside down, or a lot of people want to pay a lot to make their face look longer than Tommy Lee’s dick in a funhouse mirror.

I may buy a knock-off version of these because if I wore them out in public, it would increase my chances of no one getting anywhere near my deranged-looking ass.

Pic: Gucci