Afternoon Crumbs

Since Amy Schumer made fun of Hilaria Baldwin, she better expect a 10-minute-long stern video message from Hilaria who will start with, “How do you say ‘callarte la boca, muñeca de repollo!’ in English?” – Lainey Gossip

You know…. instead of wasting beautiful potato chips, Sherri Shepherd could just not buy them… Although, you try explaining that to Sherri’s flat earther ass – Celebitchy

Punky Brewster is single – SOW

Full Frontal let out a “BYE BITCH!” to 2020 with some truly next-level special effects. Wonder Woman 1984 WISHES! – Pajiba

Panty Creamers of the Day: Construction worker nipples galore! – OMG Blog

Billionaire Ron Burkle, who was a friend of Michael Jackson’s, bought Neverland Ranch, and hopefully he does a little renovation, and by that I mean burning that dark-sided ode to Jesus Juice down – Deadline

If you want an exquisite bikini bottom that barely covers your coochie lips but don’t want to wait for one to be delivered from Frederick’s, just use one of your face masks like Olivia Munn here! – Popoholic

Miley Cyrus thought she was delivering some HO! HO! HO! sexiness but instead it looks like she’s trying to squat out a stubborn fart – Egotastic!

Josh Brolin and his wife Kathryn Boyd named their second child after a church, and I’m sure little Chapel Grace Brolin will keep with the holy theme by screaming, “Oh God why?!” when she’s old enough to realize what her name is – Just Jared

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