Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 23, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

The Cat In A Cradle!

After a long day of destroying the family Christmas tree and killing the spirit of humans with just one simple death glare, this magnificent pussy loves to snuggle up in an electronic cradle and lounge with legs spread-eagle as she’s rocked in a lull of relaxing bliss. Not pictured: a newborn baby lying on the wood floor after this cat kicked them out of their own electro-cradle.

Harry Chapin and his wife Sara must be seers of the future because they obviously had this majestic image in their heads when they wrote Cat’s In The Cradle. So THIS what that song is actually about. And the only way to watch this video is with the lyrics “???? And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon ????” wafting into your hearing holes:

Because I definitely know what vaginas look like, that electronic cradle looks like a coochie to me so it’s a pussy in a pussy! And that lazy wonder’s name is Jeebus, which is fitting, because when the cat takeover finally happens, Jeebus will be one of the messiahs who will supervise the imprisonment of humans from his throne (aka that electronic cradle).

Pic: YouTube

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