Afternoon Crumbs

December 23, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Brad Pitt, I mean, a source, would like you to know that he’s spending Christmas with Shiloh and The Chosen Ones (Note to self: If I ever suddenly develop musical talent and start a band, go with Shiloh and The Chosen Ones for a name). Apparently, Brad and Angelina Jolie were thinking of spending Christmas together but shot that idea down, and it’s a good thing because I’m not sure if the child army wants a front-row seat to a live-reboot of The War of the Roses. No word on where the older kids are spending Christmas, but Maddox is 19, Pax is 17, and Zahara is 15, so I’m guessing that they’ll spend their holidays either playing their new PS5 non-stop or cursing at St. Angie’s colleague (God) for not getting one for Christmas – Lainey Gossip

Christmas morning with Carey Mulligan sounds fun….. – Celebitchy

While responding to the backlash she got for taking on the role of Cleopatra, Gal Gadot says that she took the role after they couldn’t find a Macedonian actress to do it and that if anybody wants to make their own Cleopatra movie, they’re free to. On that note, excuse me while I run off to the studios to pitch my Cleopatra movie called Cuchipatra starring Charo! – Pajiba

Nicolas Cage letting out a throaty FUUUUUUUUUUUCK at the beginning of the trailer for The History of Swear Words pretty much sums up my 2020 – OMG Blog

The name Jonny Fairplay from Survivor just ended up on the VIP list at Hell’s check-in desk, because he’s done his memaw wrong TWICE. The first time was eons ago when he lied and said she was dead to get sympathy on Survivor, and now he and his mother have been arrested for allegedly stealing from his memaw – TMZ

The Photoshop Awards: Jessica Alba on Women’s Health – Popoholic

In more news of sadness, three-time Tony-nominated Broadway star Rebecca Luker has died at 59 – Just Jared

Pic: Wenn.com

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