Night Crumbs

December 21, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Since for centuries everyone has said that Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel are face twins, they decided to get in on the joke, and in Katy’s video for Not The End Of The World, some space Smurfs mistake Zooey for Katy. Okay, but who is that blondie at the end? If it’s supposed to be Zooey Deschanel as Mrs. Maisel in Baby Spice drag, she nailed it! – Just Jared

Jessica Simpson sounds like someone who just took one class on the Calm app while on edibles – (it’s a little bit down the page) Lainey Gossip

Wilmer Valderrama is going to be somebody’s father and his baby announcement looks like it was art directed by Michael Bay – SOW

While on the show Portrait Artist of the Year, Eddie Izzard said that she’s in girl mode right now and her pronouns are she/her – HuffPo

If you’re a pop star who can’t dance, let a huge jellyfish-looking ass hat bust out all the moves for you. Dua Lipa knows what I’m talking about! – Egotastic!

Bella Hadid looks like she just fell out of a Delia’s catalog circa 1998 – Popoholic

Elliot Page thanked everyone for their support in his coming out and also showed us that he can work a pair of wireframe glasses and yes, I’m typing this while wearing wireframe glasses which I’m definitely not working – Towleroad

FYI: There’s a group of older ladies who got to see Jason Momoa do Downard Dog live and in-person – Celebitchy

Um, all of these Twitter users failed by not sharing a frame from Showgirls! – Pajiba

Pic: YouTube

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