Night Crumbs
Kelly Ripa and her husband Mark Consuelos, who were both on All My Children, are executive producing a primetime sequel to AMC for ABC called Pine Valley. Pine Valley will be filled with new characters as well as old ones and it will be about a young journalist who is trying to expose the dark and murderous history of the town. So basically, they’re Riverdale-ing All My Children. And I am only for this if Susan Lucci is the star and the young journalist spends an entire season investigating the mystery of how the beyond gorgeous Erica Kane easily murders her rivals with just a glamorous hair flip – Deadline
Nancy Meyers’ daughter, Hallie Meyers-Shyer, got pissed at New York Magazine’s love letter to her mother’s movies, calling it sexist. Hallie also didn’t like them comparing her movie, Home Again, to her mother’s movies. Um, okay, but if I were Hallie, I would’ve stayed quiet because I don’t think I’d ever want to once again remind everyone that I was responsible for Home Again – Lainey Gossip
Vanessa Bryant has slapped a “Shameless And Greedy Extorter” label on her mom, Sofia Laine, after Sofia hit her with a $5 million lawsuit. The lawsuit claims that Sofia worked as an unpaid nanny and assistant the Bryants for years and that Kobe Bryant promised to take care of her until her death – Just Jared
“Shape it like the poop emoji, they’ll love that” is what the ghost of Princess Diana may have whispered into the ears one of the royal gardeners who cut that poop emoji-looking shrub next to Prince Charles in his Christmas card with Duchess Camilla – Celebitchy
Oh look, now I can say that my nightly dinner of Kraft cheese slices and boxed red wine isn’t for my nerves and sanity, it’s for my BRAIN! – Pajiba
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybellene Joy Hanson – SOW
My bi-yearly reminder that Salma Hayek has a fucking pet owl – Egotastic!
A DOGGY IN THE SUN (oh, yeah, and there’s Ellen DeGeneres giving us a COVID update) – Towleroad
It took them a while but The Old Gays finally discovered WAP – OMG Blog
A Little House on the Prairie reboot is in the works, but we already got two of them. They’re called folklore and evermore by Taylor Swift – Deadline
And let’s end with a brain-deflating headline that is brought to you by the letters W-T-F:
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