Night Crumbs

December 7, 2020 / Posted by:

If you’re wondering how Mario Lopez’s career is going, he just shot up to the A-list thanks to landing the highly-coveted role of a horny Colonel Sanders in a 15-minute-long KFC commercial masquerading as a Lifetime movie that brings a new sticky meaning to “finger lickin’ good.” And somewhere in McDonald’s headquarters, a marketing VP has decided to show The Colonel up and picked up the phone, dialed, and said, “Hey, PornHub, yeah it’s McDonald’s, hear us out… I’m thinking a movie starring Carrot Top as a horny Ronald —– Hello, are you there?”  – TVLine

Fallen Pastor of Hillsong, Carl Lentz, must have realized that the answer to the question, “What would Jesus do if a cheating scandal led to his downfall?“, is to do a sad topless pap shoot on the beach – Lainey Gossip

If I got a dollar for every time I heard a story about how thirst’s favorite couple, Ana de Armas and Ben Affleck, are moving in together, I’d have enough money to buy the Venice house that Ana is selling now that she’s moved in with Ben – Celebitchy

Gwen Stefani has a new song out, and the good news is that Blake Shelton’s voice is nowhere near it, but the bad news is everything else about it – OMG Blog

Thanks to using one zillion filters, Bella Hadid looks like an airbrush painting of Carla Bruni – Popoholic

Oh, it’s just Amanda Seyfried posing with an adorable pussy and a cock – Egotastic!

Roald Dahl can’t speak for himself since he’s dead but his family is sorry for all the anti-Semitic trash he said – Pajiba

Being the true hipster that she is, Kristen Stewart got COVID before COVID was a big thing over here – Just Jared

In sad news from the Fuck Cancer file, Natalie Desselle, who was in B*A*P*S, Cinderella, and Eve, died of cancer at the very young age of 53 – Essence

Pic: Lifetime

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