Night Crumbs
Warner Bros. decided today is a good day to make movie theater owners shit their asses off because they announced that all of their 2021 movies will be released on HBO Max and in theaters at the same time. That’s 17 movies in total including In The Heights, Dune, The Matrix 4, The Conjuring 3, The Suicide Squad, Space Jam 3, and Tom & Jerry. They’ll only be on HBO Max for a month, though. And well, congratulations to the torrent site The Pirate Bay, because I’m sure many a non-having-HBO-Max trick is singing, “Yo ho, yo ho, a Pirate’s Bay life for me!” – Pajiba
And unsurprisingly, AMC hates Warner Bros.’ move – The Hollywood Reporter
George Clooney and Jimmy Kimmel Flowbee’d together (not a sex act) and Clooney’s talk about the Flowbee worked because I went to its site to look at how much that mess is and it’s sold out. Damn you, Clooney! – Lainey GossipĀ
Because of the pandemic, THE QUEEN has canceled the annual ceremony where she gives gifts and pudding to her staff. Honestly, her staff is probably relieved, because they won’t have to hold in their “cheap ass” comments when she hands them a Christmas pudding from Tesco – Celebitchy
Yes, Demi Moore’s pregnant Vanity Fair cover has been outdone by these dudes, but at this point in quarantine, if I wanted to see a dude pregnant with carbs, I’d just look in the mirror – OMG Blog
Minka Kelly in a polyester Barbie wig or Ariana Grande’s long-lost older sister cosplaying as Holly Madison? – Popoholic
Braunwyn Windham-Burke, which is not a small real estate firm in North Carolina but a member of Real Housewives of Orange County, went Instagram official with her girlfriend – Just Jared
Like most, Leslie Jones has HAD. IT. with Trump – Towleroad
Pic: Warner Bros.