Night Crumbs
Barack Obama regrets never giving earth angel Dolly Parton a Presidential Medal of Freedom, and yes, St. Dolly should be given every award imaginable, but Rush Limbaugh got one of those medals earlier this year so it’s now tainted! Besides that medal would clash with Dolly’s sparkling halo – SOW
If you’ve ever wanted to expose your ear holes to the sound of Bendydick Cumsinbatches letting out a Southern accent that sounds like Vin Diesel doing Foghorn Leghorn with a sinus infection, The Mauritanian trailer is for you! – Lainey Gossip
Viggo Mortensen had more to say about straight actors playing gay characters, and now he wants us to know that he may not be solely into cooch and it’s none of our business – Celebitchy
In honor of her 39th birthday, Britney Spears (or Daddy Spears making that money while he can) dropped a gift to her fans in the form of an auto-tuned B-side from Glory – OMG Blog
Swingers conventions are usually super spreader events, but during these times of corona, a swingers convention in New Orleans turned out to be a different kind of super spreader event – Pajiba
Selena Gomez dared to wear fur next to a dog in Vogue Mexico, and it goes without saying but the dog worked the fur look a zillion times better – Egotastic!
Braunwyn Windham-Burke, which isn’t a law firm but a cast member on The Real Housewives of Orange County, has come out as a lesbian, says she’s never been into dudes, and has a girlfriend, but plans to stay married to her husband and continue to raise their seven kids together. My ears just popped and I think that was from Andy Cohen screeching with glee over this development – Reality Tea
Pat Patterson, trailblazing WWE gay legend, has died at 79 – Towleroad
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