Afternoon Crumbs
After managing to dodge Future’s prolific jizz, Lori Harvey (yes, that Lori Harvey who got with Diddy AND Diddy’s son) may be getting on the current People’s Sexiest Man Alive, Michael B. Jordan, because the two were spotted landing in Atlanta together, the day before Thanksgiving. Lori’s dad is Steve Harvey so I don’t know if it was a smart move to bring Michael B. Jordan home. Because Lori’s coochie will shrivel up and fall off as soon as delusional and narcissistic Steve Harvey looks at Michael B. Jordan stache and says, “We could be twins!” – Lainey Gossip
51-year-old Matthew Perry is now engaged to his 29-year-old literary manager girlfriend of two years, Molly Hurwitz. Never mind that Matthew’s future wife was only 3 years old when Friends started, the bigger story here is that Matthew “Makes Millions In Friends Residuals A Year” Perry is doing Cameo. If a Cameo from Matthew Perry wasn’t $999, I’d ask him to do one for me and the note would be: Matthew, blink thrice if you owe money to the mob or something! – Pajiba
In other Friends news, Courteney Cox once again risked getting salmonella in the nose holes for your entertainment – SOW
If Eric Clapton did an anti-lockdown song with Van Morrison to remind everyone of the racist streams of cold shit that have spewed out of his mouth, it worked! – Uproxx
The extremely hot Prince and Princess of Sweden got COVID-19 – Celebitchy
Oh, it’s just two humanoid pink poodles on acid – OMG Blog
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