Night Crumbs
Johnny Rotten, formerly of the Sex Pistols, wants everyone to know that he lets squirrels into his house and one of those squirrels brought in a flea that bit him in the dick (and I bet that flea made the same face that he’s making above after learning that it bit Johnny Rotten’s dick). Johnny Rotten recently came out as a Trump lover. Coincidence? I think not! The Fly that messed with Mike Pence at the VP debate was obviously reincarnated into a Trump-hating flea that bit Johnny Rotten’s peen – Pajiba
Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas are now in New Orleans and that’s great for the pap industry over there, but is Ben wearing a maxi-pad as a mask?! – Lainey Gossip
As some of us scream, “Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek was ROBBED!,” Ken Jennings was picked as the first Jeopardy! guest host in what I’m guessing is a long try out process to do the impossible task of replacing Alex Trebek – Just Jared
Progress IS us gays finally getting a formulaic Lifetime Christmas movie about a big city gay (the clean-shaved one) who falls in love with a small town gay (the scruffy-faced one because they don’t sell razors in small towns) – OMG Blog
It looks like two bald babies are snuggling under Madison Beer’s Xtina dress – Popoholic
That screeching sound you hear is Chris Hemsworth’s skin hollering for dear life while trying not to bust open – Instagram
Elle Fanning just discovered the Faceswap app, I see – Egotastic!
A GLOW movie is not happening anytime soon – The Blemish
Rest in peace, Lupo Windsor – Celebitchy
Pic: Wenn.com