Afternoon Crumbs
And here’s the video for Prisoner starring THEE DIVINE (just skip to the end of the video) and featuring Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa giving off the chemistry of a Styrofoam peanut and a rock while grinding on each other and wasting a bunch of maraschino cherries. FOR SHAME! – Egotastic!
Noted SmartWater, Aveeno, and Emirates Airlines peddler Jennifer Aniston is now peddling Vital Proteins, which is collagen in a tub. Cut to every single Kartrashian storming Costco to inject an entire tub of Vital Proteins into their mugs – Lainey Gossip
Rachel Maddow returns to her show and says that her partner Susan Mikula caught COVID-19 in a bad, bad, serious “almost went to Jesus” kind of way – Pajiba
You know that scene in American History X where Edward Norton curb stomps a dude? He did that in tweet form to Trump – Towleroad
Today’s visual definition of ELEGANCE is provided by Hailee Steinfeld who is serving cater waiter dominatrix glamour – Popoholic
Vogue pulled a 68-picture (!!!!!) spread on a wedding where the very special guest was COVID-19 – Celebitchy
The video for Katya’s Russian dance song is out and it features The Lips from Puttin’ On The Hits in its grand return to the spotlight! – OMG Blog
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