Night Crumbs
In the video for 34+35, a song where she mumble-squeaks out, “Can you stay up all night, fuck me till the daylight”, Ariana Grande looks like she’s on the verge of falling into a boredom coma. The question is, can YOU stay up five minutes, let alone all night, Ariana? And yes, that stunning beauty from the Planet Prince is easily snatching this shot away from Ariana – Egotastic!
Lysandra Ohrstrom, who was maid of honor at Ivanka Trump’s wedding, has turned on her and spilled shit about her in Vanity Fair. Lysandra paints Ivanka as a peasant-hating snob (sounds right) and says she once blamed a fart on someone else. See, that I don’t believe. Ivanka doesn’t fart! Whenever she wants to release a useless stream of gas, she just opens her mouth and speaks – Pajiba
Uh oh, Dakota Johnson is giving Goopy Paltrow a run for her “$1600 vibrating clit thimble” money because Dakota has invested in a sexual wellness company – (fifth story down) Lainey Gossip
QUICK, Netflix, order a Mystery Science Theater 3000-like show starring a wine-drinking Duchess Camilla watching The Crown – Celebitchy
“Hello, Welcome to The Matrix Gone Hillbilly Cafe, I’m Hailey Bieber and I’ll be your server tonight.” – Popoholic
Debbi Morgan is not about to let coronavirus fuck with her! – SOW
Um, anyone who has seen The Queen’s Gambit knows that Anya Taylor-Joy learned her chess moves seconds before playing them because they were right there on the ceiling! – OMG Blog
Instead of slapping at Lil Nas X, Angela Stanton King needs to slap at whoever did that to her eyebrows (probably herself) – Towleroad
Naya Rivera’s ex-husband has filed a wrongful death lawsuit against Ventura County on behalf of their son Josey – Just Jared
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