Night Crumbs
As millions scream, “SHOULD’VE BEEN JOHN GOODMAN,” Sarah Paulson shared the first look of her as Linda Tripp in Ryan Murphy’s American Crime Story: Impeachment. If I squint my eyes and imagine John Goodman’s Linda Tripp voice, I guess I see Linda Tripp, but I mostly just see Diane Sawyer in young Mrs. Doubtfire drag- Towleroad
The Impossible was the #1 movie on Netflix (it’s the second item after Paulina Gretzky’s fresh-out-of-the-bag weave) because I guess we, as a people, haven’t had enough disasters in our life – Lainey GossipĀ
A CGI’d Chadwick Boseman will not pop up in the Black Panther sequel at all. Meanwhile, the Whitney Houston Estate is like, “Well, Hologram Whitney is available for a role…” – Celebitchy
The NYPD says that they caught the dude who earned himself a spot on Hell’s VIP list by sucker-punching American treasure Rick Moranis – Just Jared
When snakemanity gets together to take down humans for once and for all, this will be the reason why – OMG Blog
Light a prayer candle in front of your Houseguest poster and send good thoughts to Sinbad who is recovering from a stroke – SOW
Halsey or 90s Susan Powter celebrating St. Patrick’s Day (Halsey WISHES)? – Popoholic
I just spent 15 seconds of my life watching Joey King bust out some poses straight out of a no-budget remake of The Young and the Restless opening credits – Egotastic!
Curse TikTok for making me think of Megan Is Missing (not a documentary about Megyn Kelly’s career), a shit movie that has been “missing” from the dilapidated memory box in my head for years – Pajiba
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