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New Kim!
“New Kim” is probably what Kim Kardashian’s children call her every time she comes out of her at-home plastic surgery center with a new face on (so every other week, basically), but this is THEE New Kim. And like the other Kim, New Kim has a bird-brain and a big ass. But unlike that other Kim, New Kim’s big ass is all-natural and grass-fed, bitch, and not only that, but New Kim has actual talent! And that talent got her sold at auction for $1.89 million. And yes, in that picture above, New Kim is throwing a side-eye that coos, “Some cheap motherfucker bought me for ONLY $1.89 million? I’m a billion dollar bitch, honey.”
Pigeon racing has been around for centuries, and New Kim is apparently a commodity in the game. HuffPo says that bitch is only 2 years old and has only flown in one race, but she’s already won the title of best young bird in Belgium. Because pigeons pop out pigeon babies until they’re around 10 years old, New Kim has many years of chicks in front of her.
New Kim is from Belgium where many prized-pigeons come from, and last week she went up on the auction block at the Pipa pigeon center. And yesterday, bidding ended, and surprisingly, pigeon whisperer Mike Tyson didn’t bid. Two rich bitches from China got into a bidding war with the winning bid being 1.6 million euros. That was enough to take down the previous record held by Armando the Pigeon who got 1.252 million euros at auction. This was surprising since New Kim is a lady pigeon and dude pigeons usually get more since they can nut bust out more chicks.
Bidding started at 200 euros on Nov. 2, but rose to a bid of 1.31 million euros from a South African group within 90 minutes. Two wealthy Chinese collectors then fought it out on Sunday.
“The only thing I can see is we are in total shock,” said Kurt Van de Wouwer, whose family bred and own New Kim.
Chinese enthusiasm for long-distance racing of homing pigeons has driven prices up sharply, with birds from the traditional heartland of the sport in Belgium being particularly prized.
Well, hopefully, while making her way to China, New Kim escapes and flies on over to paradise to spend the rest of her days sunning her million-dollar ass on a beach (aka a dumpster, which is a pigeon’s idea of paradise). And if you ever see a drop of gold on your car windshield, look up at the sky and thank fancy ass New Kim since she was obviously flying by and caca’d out a $100 dollar poop load.
Pic: YouTube