Night Crumbs
There’s once again talk that THE QUEEN is planning to abdicate the throne on her 95th birthday. Why do I have a feeling that during her birthday party, THE QUEEN is going to slowly hand a drooling Prince Charles the crown before snatching it back and saying, “Psych, bitch!” – Celebitchy
Fresh off from claiming that Ivanka Trump likes the cooze and that another human woman on earth actually agreed to sex on Eric Trump, Aubrey O’Day says that she did drugs with her ex-lovah Donald Trump Jr. but he refused to do coke. Aubrey thinks he’s on Adderall now. Yes, every Adderall pill is probably side-eyeing Aubrey for that, but the good news is that since he didn’t allegedly get into coke with her, she could have ALL the lines, which is what the average person would need to get through a fuck session with DTJ – Just Jared
Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello adopted a PUPPEH together, so either their love is 100% organic or their PR teams picked that pooch up at central casting and will return ’em when their latest contract expires – Lainey Gossip
Ruth Wilson pretty much confirms that she exited stage left of The Affair after shit got toxic and sleazy for her on set – Pajiba
Paris Jackson’s new song is very Nick Jr. Mazzy Star mixed with a touch of easy listening Evanescence and a scoop of Avril Lavigne – OMG Blog
Lily James was papped hanging out with a Dominic, but Catherine FitzGerald doesn’t have to once again worry about putting on a fake happy wife face during a damage control photo-op, because Lily hung out with a different Dominic – E! News
FYI: Emma Roberts still has a case of the babies and is working one of Annabelle’s Casual Friday dresses – Just Jared
Also, Garret Hedlund, the dude who decided to procreate with Emma Roberts got busted for DUI in January – Us Weekly
Neither. The correct answer is: Uma Thurman. – Egotastic!
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