Night Crumbs

November 4, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

And as everyone bites their hands off out of nerves over the election, Katie Holmes and her pap stroll partner Emilio Vitolo Jr. kissed like no one’s only the paparazzi’s watching. And in that photo above, it looks like Katie has briefly come out of her dickmatization haze to look at Emilio and think, “A fucking newsboy hat…again.” – Lainey Gossip

Gayle King lost sevens pounds from going on a soup diet to get her body Election Night-ready (???), and I’m sure some of that weight loss came from her butthole falling off from all of the shitting she did – Celebitchy

Oh, John Mulaney, shouldn’t have the sads about not being invited to Colin Jost’s wedding. First of all, who the hell wants to go to a wedding during a pandemic? Second of all, he’ll get invited to Colin’s next wedding, I’m sure – Pajiba

And just like that, I want to eat some pussy – OMG Blog

Margot Robbie tried to do her best Ginger Spice for Halloween and I say “tried” because Ginger Spice would never wear that greasy Llapso Apso wig – Popoholic

Holler out a happy glitter stream of victory over all the LGBTQ candidates who won their election!!! – Towleroad

For the first time in his life, Anderson Cooper had a clitter in his mouth when he accidentally called Twitter “clitter.” And honestly, he needs to formally apologize to clits, because one (clits) give you the tingles and the other (Twitter) gives you the farts, a migraine, and a chronic case of the eye rolls – Just Jared

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