Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 4, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Mayor Wilbur Beast of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky!

If I told you that a slobbery, wrinkly beast won an election in Kentucky, you’d probably say, “I know Mitch McConnell won again, Michael, you don’t have to remind me!” And I’d probably throw you an ice cold side-eye and a disgusted pout for you mistaking a truly honorable politician for Mitch McConnell! But the slobbery, wrinkly beast I’m talking about is the newest mayor of Rabbit Hash, which isn’t a weed strain, but a town in Kentucky.

While the presidential race is sadly tighter than Melania Trump’s ass cheeks when Trump touches her hand, the people of Rabbit Hash were more united in choosing the right leader. Rabbit Hash is also smart because Kentucky.com says that they only elect an actual dog as their mayor and they’ve been doing that since the 90s. As of 2018, Rabbit Hash had a population of only 426 but thousands voted in the 2020 mayoral race. Yes, thousands moved to Rabbit Hash just to vote for a dog mayor! No, Rabbit Hash’s Historical Society sells votes for $1 to anyone who wants to vote. Wilbur Beast the French Bulldog was up against a beagle named Jack Rabbit and a golden retriever named Poppy. But those bitches couldn’t take Wilbur because he got over half of the vote!

But Wilbur didn’t just win, he received a record 13,143 votes — the highest total a winning candidate has ever received, the historical society said in a Facebook post.

A whopping 22,985 votes were placed in all, resulting in $22,985 for the historical society.

Now if Mayor Wilbur’s job was to look pretty, sniff his own ass, and try not to shit on the carpet, he’d still be doing more than some mayors. But Mayor Wilbur also has to help raise money for charitable causes like breast cancer and mental health.

Mayor Wilbur is mayor today and tomorrow he’ll be a governor and the day after that he’ll be a senator and before you know it he’ll be POTUS! I know, I should be charged with animal abuse for wishing that job upon sweet Wilbur!

Pic: Facebook

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